YOU'VE GOT YOURS AND I'VE GOT MINE,

When I said I would love to see the inside of a Mammoth Holiday party I did not mean on the arm of my boss's son! I cannot believe this is happenin. Boy is so wet behind the ears y'all could probably grow mushrooms back there! I hold out real hope for an open bar.

oh my good lord i have no idea if this is even gettin through I’m trapped in the ladies room at Starbucks down on 2nd Ave there are people tryin to get in i’ve been here all night and i can’t get out help help help

Went and ate too much ice cream this weekend. I'm gonna have to go jogging or some such every night this week to make up for it.

I've taken so many correspondences down for my boss today I think I've gone and got cramp. Even in shorthand there's more than twenty pages worth to type up when I get back to the office. At least I'm on a coffee run to break up the day.

Pray it don't rain again.